beda 9: shove it.

Whatever this blog post doesn't even matter.

Alright, I'm gonna go off on a little rant here about how people have stupid opinions.

I was minding my own business, perusing the tumblr "nickelodeonkids" because they post some pretty cute pics of the iCarly gang and I love iCarly, and I came across something... weird. The gal who runs the tumblr was asked who she "shipped" on the various Nickelodeon shows, and this was her response:

"iCarly: SPAM, Spencer & Sam. CREDDIE, Carly & Freddie. I use to really like Sam & Freddie together.
Big Time Rush: LOMILLE, Logan & Camille.
Zoey 101: QUOGAN, Quin & Logan. LICHAEL, Lola & Michael
Victorious: TANDRE, Tori & Andre. JECK, Jade & Beck.
The Troop: JAYLEY, Jake & Hayley

In Real Life,
I don’t know why, but I think Jennette McCurdy & Avan Jogia are dating so, Javan & James Maslow + Miranda Cosgrove, I don’t know why either.

That was a longish post."


I have a few bones to pick with this.

1) SPAM. Ok. WHAT. EWW! WHAT EVEN IS THIS! That is so gross! Spencer is OLD! Like, what even! I don't... why do people think like this! "Oh, look, two costars on a tv show. They would be a good couple." NO THEY WOULDN'T! That doesn't even make sense! It is for this reason I hate so many Harry Potter shippers. Ugh. Like everyone who ships Neville/Luna... where is the back-up for that! Where does that even make sense! Just because they are a BOY and a GIRL who are FRIENDS does NOT MEAN they have to GET TOGETHER that is the most obnoxious freaking thing in the entire world!!!! It's like, I can't even have a guy who is a friend without everyone being all "omg are u guyz like dating~~"
FUCK YOU NO WE'RE NOT DATING and it's really awkward to be all "Ohhhh we're just friendsssss" and it's like people make assumptions and shit and it's really freaking annoying ok?!

And really, Sam and Spencer OH GOD it's just gross!!!! That's even grosser than Spencer and Freddie's MOM and that made me SCREAM!

2) Why does this person think it is cute to make the couple names for all of those people. They aren't even good couple names. Some of the best fictional couples in the world don't have good names... aka Ron and Hermione. Harry Potter again ok I can't get rid of my fanfiction roots. Once I read a Ginny/Dumbledore fanfiction. Dark times. Ugh that's also an annoyance of mine.

3) No, it's not ok to ship real-life romances. It's shit like that that explains why the Disney Channel is pretty much forcing Zac Efron to date Vanessa Hudgens. They definitely aren't ACTUALLY dating, or wouldn't, or whatever, I don't even care, I just want to marry Zac Efron, ok?

This is a really stupid blog post. I'm gonna shut up and watch some jpmetz videos ok.

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