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Yes, I'll actually be celebrating my 38th birthday on November 19th, when Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows premiers.
Yes, I'll actually be celebrating my 38th birthday on November 19th, when Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows premiers.
booklist update
booooooooooooklist
1. Huck Finn -- Mark Twain
2. A Farewell To Arms -- Ernest Hemmingway
3. The Great Gatsby -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
4. Scarlet Fever -- Maureen Johnson
5. The Raw Shark Texts -- Steven Hall
6. The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao -- Junot Díaz
7. Paper Towns -- John Green
8. High Fidelity -- Nick Hornby
9. The Time Traveler's Wife -- Audrey Niffeneger
10. About a Boy -- Nick Hornby
11. Cold Mountain -- Charles Frazier
12. Rejoice -- McSweeney's
13 ah forgot the title will edit later
14. Will Grayson, Will Grayson -- John Green
15. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone -- JK Rowling
16. God Says No -- James Hannaham
17. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows -- JK Rowling
18. How to Read Literature Like a Professor -- Thomas Foster
19. Matilda -- Roald Dahl
I am so behiiiiind. soon I will add:
bowl of cherries
eats, shoots and leaves
lord of the flies
some other books I'm sure maybe the other potters idk
1. Huck Finn -- Mark Twain
2. A Farewell To Arms -- Ernest Hemmingway
3. The Great Gatsby -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
4. Scarlet Fever -- Maureen Johnson
5. The Raw Shark Texts -- Steven Hall
6. The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao -- Junot Díaz
7. Paper Towns -- John Green
8. High Fidelity -- Nick Hornby
9. The Time Traveler's Wife -- Audrey Niffeneger
10. About a Boy -- Nick Hornby
11. Cold Mountain -- Charles Frazier
12. Rejoice -- McSweeney's
13 ah forgot the title will edit later
14. Will Grayson, Will Grayson -- John Green
15. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone -- JK Rowling
16. God Says No -- James Hannaham
17. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows -- JK Rowling
18. How to Read Literature Like a Professor -- Thomas Foster
19. Matilda -- Roald Dahl
I am so behiiiiind. soon I will add:
bowl of cherries
eats, shoots and leaves
lord of the flies
some other books I'm sure maybe the other potters idk
a false image. and some books.
I'd just like to clarify something, for posterity's sake.
I've only been to ONE party. Not several parties. Turns out, the reason I never went to one before wasn't for lack of desire, but for lack of invitation. I thought it was a combination, or that people didn't invite me because they figured I wouldn't be interested. As it happens, such is not the case. And that's fine. So don't go thinking my life is all different or whatever. It's not.
By the way, booklist. It's been a while.
1. Huck Finn -- Mark Twain
2. A Farewell To Arms -- Ernest Hemmingway
3. The Great Gatsby -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
4. Scarlet Fever -- Maureen Johnson
5. The Raw Shark Texts -- Steven Hall
6. The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao -- Junot Díaz
7. Paper Towns -- John Green
8. High Fidelity -- Nick Hornby
9. The Time Traveler's Wife -- Audrey Niffeneger
10. About a Boy -- Nick Hornby
11. Cold Mountain -- Charles Frazier
12. Rejoice -- McSweeney's
13. Will Grayson, Will Grayson -- John Green
Currently Reading: Confessions of a Tax Collector by Richard Yancey
Jamming to: Bright Eyes, Taylor Swift, and Wakey!Wakey. Someone's Angsty!Angsty!! (it's me)
QT Dranks: 9.
I've only been to ONE party. Not several parties. Turns out, the reason I never went to one before wasn't for lack of desire, but for lack of invitation. I thought it was a combination, or that people didn't invite me because they figured I wouldn't be interested. As it happens, such is not the case. And that's fine. So don't go thinking my life is all different or whatever. It's not.
By the way, booklist. It's been a while.
1. Huck Finn -- Mark Twain
2. A Farewell To Arms -- Ernest Hemmingway
3. The Great Gatsby -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
4. Scarlet Fever -- Maureen Johnson
5. The Raw Shark Texts -- Steven Hall
6. The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao -- Junot Díaz
7. Paper Towns -- John Green
8. High Fidelity -- Nick Hornby
9. The Time Traveler's Wife -- Audrey Niffeneger
10. About a Boy -- Nick Hornby
11. Cold Mountain -- Charles Frazier
12. Rejoice -- McSweeney's
13. Will Grayson, Will Grayson -- John Green
Currently Reading: Confessions of a Tax Collector by Richard Yancey
Jamming to: Bright Eyes, Taylor Swift, and Wakey!Wakey. Someone's Angsty!Angsty!! (it's me)
QT Dranks: 9.
NO REGRETS
to all the kids who have school in june:
hahaha suck my dick.
there are butterflies in my stomach every time my phone lights up.
I feel way more comfortable posting the intimacies of my life on my blog. No one reads it, and if they do, well, I have nothing to be afraid of.
And, I mean, for the really personal things, I have my angst tumblr. ;)
idk. Boys are dumb. I wouldn't even care about him a little bit if HE hadn't approached ME first. So I feel less pathetic thinking about it that way.
In other news.
As is probably common knowledge, I went to a party and got my drank on last... Friday, was it? No matter. The interesting part was I called my parents beforehand, just to say that I would not be coming home. The conversation went as follows:
"So what are you guys doing tonight?"
"Oh, um, I don--"
"Your mom thinks you're going to a party."
"Um, I, uh..."
"Be safe."
WHY DO MY PARENTS WANT ME TO PARTY. They want me to wear "normal" clothes and all this crap. I don't get it. I think they just want me to fit in. Apparently in the class sociology, parents have a need for their kids to have that "insider" status. And I completely get that. That idea of intimacy with peers, of being "in," not alone, all that. That's why inside jokes are so important, why humor connects people the way it does.
I mean, it's not like my parents are forcing me out to parties, but I can tell they've always been sort of worried about me. I'm weird and have odd habits and have had a nonexistent social life, until recently. And they're just encouraging this new "path" or whatever you want to call it.
Whatever I'm tired just some musings before I go to sleep.
QT dranks: 8
jamming to: jay-z and taylor swift
hahaha suck my dick.
there are butterflies in my stomach every time my phone lights up.
I feel way more comfortable posting the intimacies of my life on my blog. No one reads it, and if they do, well, I have nothing to be afraid of.
And, I mean, for the really personal things, I have my angst tumblr. ;)
idk. Boys are dumb. I wouldn't even care about him a little bit if HE hadn't approached ME first. So I feel less pathetic thinking about it that way.
In other news.
As is probably common knowledge, I went to a party and got my drank on last... Friday, was it? No matter. The interesting part was I called my parents beforehand, just to say that I would not be coming home. The conversation went as follows:
"So what are you guys doing tonight?"
"Oh, um, I don--"
"Your mom thinks you're going to a party."
"Um, I, uh..."
"Be safe."
WHY DO MY PARENTS WANT ME TO PARTY. They want me to wear "normal" clothes and all this crap. I don't get it. I think they just want me to fit in. Apparently in the class sociology, parents have a need for their kids to have that "insider" status. And I completely get that. That idea of intimacy with peers, of being "in," not alone, all that. That's why inside jokes are so important, why humor connects people the way it does.
I mean, it's not like my parents are forcing me out to parties, but I can tell they've always been sort of worried about me. I'm weird and have odd habits and have had a nonexistent social life, until recently. And they're just encouraging this new "path" or whatever you want to call it.
Whatever I'm tired just some musings before I go to sleep.
QT dranks: 8
jamming to: jay-z and taylor swift
excuses? nah.
So. I'm surprised I haven't gotten some backlash yet.
I'm a different person than I was this time last year. I have friends. I'm going to parties -- with alcohol and weed and crazy antics. I'm not on skype ever. I've been out of my house every night this summer. I'm happy, I'm a teenager, I'm living life. I'm fawning over a boy notorious for being a ladies' man. I listen to Ke$ha, Jay-Z, Asher Roth.
That doesn't change the fact that I'm still a nerd, though. I was up at 6AM the other morning talking about the show Recess. I make references to Friends. I still listen to my DFTBA Records artists. I hung out with Darci and completely dorked out over this really AWESOME stuff.
And look! Of all things, I'm BLOGGING.
I'm doing stuff I've never done before. But I'm still, at heart, the same. I'm a dork, I'm weird, I'm a nerd. The biggest thing I'm excited for is the fact that Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows comes out on my birthday. My 18th birthday!! And there are 409 days until LeakyCon 2011.
I'm done worrying about school, newspaper, the FreeLancer, student council, AP tests... it's over. I can swim. I can tan. I can, after a year of hard work, finally relax.
QT 32-oz drinks: 6
Bought: 11
I'm a different person than I was this time last year. I have friends. I'm going to parties -- with alcohol and weed and crazy antics. I'm not on skype ever. I've been out of my house every night this summer. I'm happy, I'm a teenager, I'm living life. I'm fawning over a boy notorious for being a ladies' man. I listen to Ke$ha, Jay-Z, Asher Roth.
That doesn't change the fact that I'm still a nerd, though. I was up at 6AM the other morning talking about the show Recess. I make references to Friends. I still listen to my DFTBA Records artists. I hung out with Darci and completely dorked out over this really AWESOME stuff.
And look! Of all things, I'm BLOGGING.
I'm doing stuff I've never done before. But I'm still, at heart, the same. I'm a dork, I'm weird, I'm a nerd. The biggest thing I'm excited for is the fact that Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows comes out on my birthday. My 18th birthday!! And there are 409 days until LeakyCon 2011.
I'm done worrying about school, newspaper, the FreeLancer, student council, AP tests... it's over. I can swim. I can tan. I can, after a year of hard work, finally relax.
QT 32-oz drinks: 6
Bought: 11
i will regret publishing this i bet.
Do you tend to speed when you drive?
I'm terrified of everything also i don't drive yet
Does your temper flare a lot?
nah i keep it under wraps pretty well
Do you get emotional easily?
not too much. i cry sometimes but emotions don't get the better of us westhoffs. we don't have emotions.
Which shoe goes on first?
Left
Are you lazy?
Haha.
Name one thing you do that people always tell you about:
umm. sing. poorly.
Are you superstitious?
not really.
Do you get bored with relationships quickly?
yes, actually, that accurately describes everything.
Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
right now i have no blankets.
What do you sleep in?
a bed?
YOUR ABCs
A - is for the last person that made you ANGRY: ummm I don't remember.
B - is for BEER you prefer: nonexistent beer B)
C - is for do you have a CAT?: a horrible thing
D - is for can you DANCE?: B)
E - is for do you have your EARS pierced?: nope
F - is for your best FRIEND: at this point? probably Alysabeth.
G - is for did you ever watch GUTS on Nickelodeon?: of course!!!!
H - is for the last person who HUGGED you?: honestly probably Mr. Nickels. I don't hug a lot.
I - is for close your eyes.. what IMAGE do you see?: me sleeping.
J - is for have you ever been to JAIL?: haahha no.
K - is for when is the last time you flew a KITE?: let's go fly a kite up to the highest height.
L - is for your first LOVE: Patrick, preschool, possibly imaginary.
M - is for the last piece of MAIL you got: a bunch of valentine's cards from BLAZE love you girl
N - is for do you remember NERF guns?: still have some B)
O - is for do you OWN a car?: yes; can't drive it, but own it.
P - is for your favorite PAST TIME: internet?
Q - is for do you like peace & QUIET: sometimes. mostly yes. I like to sleep.
R - is for do you like the color RED?: one of my favorites, actually.
S - is for how many hours of SLEEP you need to function?: 12.
T - is for what TIME is it?: 11:04.
U - is for what is UNDER your bed?: a bunch of clothes that could probably fit my sisters now.
V - is for what you did last VALENTINES day: ummmm i don't even remember. homework
W - is for do you drink a lot of WATER?: no, I'm a carbonated beverage girl.
X - is for have you ever had an X-RAY?: yeah, I broke my arm when I was 5 or something.
Y - is for the last person you YELLED at?: Alysabeth. but not angry yell. just... we yell.
Z - is for have you ever watched ZORRO?: I think with my cousins one time.
RANDOM
Who do you wish you could hang out with right now?: brody
Name one thing you absolutely can not stand: bad teeth
Where do you spend most of your time?: in bed/alysabeth's car
Have you ever hit a squirrel when you were driving?: no )':
Did your car ever break down?: no
What is the longest amount of time you’ve been awake?: 12 hours. lol no I've made it 24 I think one time. Then I slept for the next 30 hours.
What would you do if you found out the world was ending in one week?: it's been one week since you looked at me, cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry
Do scary movies make you paranoid when you watch them alone?: I don't watch scary movies ever.
Name one thing you’ve lied about recently: umm I told alysabeth i didn't give brody my phone number when really i did.
What is the worst movie you’ve ever seen?: HAPPY FEET GODDAMMIT.
Who was the first person to ever give you flowers?: my dad :')
I'm terrified of everything also i don't drive yet
Does your temper flare a lot?
nah i keep it under wraps pretty well
Do you get emotional easily?
not too much. i cry sometimes but emotions don't get the better of us westhoffs. we don't have emotions.
Which shoe goes on first?
Left
Are you lazy?
Haha.
Name one thing you do that people always tell you about:
umm. sing. poorly.
Are you superstitious?
not really.
Do you get bored with relationships quickly?
yes, actually, that accurately describes everything.
Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
right now i have no blankets.
What do you sleep in?
a bed?
YOUR ABCs
A - is for the last person that made you ANGRY: ummm I don't remember.
B - is for BEER you prefer: nonexistent beer B)
C - is for do you have a CAT?: a horrible thing
D - is for can you DANCE?: B)
E - is for do you have your EARS pierced?: nope
F - is for your best FRIEND: at this point? probably Alysabeth.
G - is for did you ever watch GUTS on Nickelodeon?: of course!!!!
H - is for the last person who HUGGED you?: honestly probably Mr. Nickels. I don't hug a lot.
I - is for close your eyes.. what IMAGE do you see?: me sleeping.
J - is for have you ever been to JAIL?: haahha no.
K - is for when is the last time you flew a KITE?: let's go fly a kite up to the highest height.
L - is for your first LOVE: Patrick, preschool, possibly imaginary.
M - is for the last piece of MAIL you got: a bunch of valentine's cards from BLAZE love you girl
N - is for do you remember NERF guns?: still have some B)
O - is for do you OWN a car?: yes; can't drive it, but own it.
P - is for your favorite PAST TIME: internet?
Q - is for do you like peace & QUIET: sometimes. mostly yes. I like to sleep.
R - is for do you like the color RED?: one of my favorites, actually.
S - is for how many hours of SLEEP you need to function?: 12.
T - is for what TIME is it?: 11:04.
U - is for what is UNDER your bed?: a bunch of clothes that could probably fit my sisters now.
V - is for what you did last VALENTINES day: ummmm i don't even remember. homework
W - is for do you drink a lot of WATER?: no, I'm a carbonated beverage girl.
X - is for have you ever had an X-RAY?: yeah, I broke my arm when I was 5 or something.
Y - is for the last person you YELLED at?: Alysabeth. but not angry yell. just... we yell.
Z - is for have you ever watched ZORRO?: I think with my cousins one time.
RANDOM
Who do you wish you could hang out with right now?: brody
Name one thing you absolutely can not stand: bad teeth
Where do you spend most of your time?: in bed/alysabeth's car
Have you ever hit a squirrel when you were driving?: no )':
Did your car ever break down?: no
What is the longest amount of time you’ve been awake?: 12 hours. lol no I've made it 24 I think one time. Then I slept for the next 30 hours.
What would you do if you found out the world was ending in one week?: it's been one week since you looked at me, cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry
Do scary movies make you paranoid when you watch them alone?: I don't watch scary movies ever.
Name one thing you’ve lied about recently: umm I told alysabeth i didn't give brody my phone number when really i did.
What is the worst movie you’ve ever seen?: HAPPY FEET GODDAMMIT.
Who was the first person to ever give you flowers?: my dad :')
he's lost his will to think, to care
the world is fine from his "down there"
and Hell already is frozen, see?
what good does it do to rise?
he's lost his will to live, to be
the world is fine from his canopy
he's already paid for heaven's share
what good does it do to prolong demise?
the two, they meet in purgatory
without a way to tell his story
one goes up, the other down
they obey without a single sound
repent, repent, oh God forgive he
he loves his mom, oh God, he's sorry
he works and works: repent, repent
and soon he shall be Heaven sent
the world is fine from his "down there"
and Hell already is frozen, see?
what good does it do to rise?
he's lost his will to live, to be
the world is fine from his canopy
he's already paid for heaven's share
what good does it do to prolong demise?
the two, they meet in purgatory
without a way to tell his story
one goes up, the other down
they obey without a single sound
repent, repent, oh God forgive he
he loves his mom, oh God, he's sorry
he works and works: repent, repent
and soon he shall be Heaven sent
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